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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 13:49

What movies have not aged well?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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Octopussy

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Dr No

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Ut cum et non.

The Man with the Golden Gun

From Russia With Love

You Only Live Twice

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-”Ah so!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-J W Pepper

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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Live and Let Die

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Diamonds Are Forever

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Moonraker

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Goldfinger

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A View to a Kill

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-All the bad guys are black.

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.